The Super Sexy Penny Archer Make You Shoot A Lot

Our Friday special is the tattooed, super hottie Penny Archer! Oh, man, better make sure you are in a safe and secure location if you’re going to read this article in its entirety. Why? Oh, you know. Because you will feel the need to whip your member out and just jerk off. Really. Penny here, with her banging, inked body will just make you super horny…

Now, do you feel something is hardening already? That’s just the first picture, man…

Who is Penny Archer?

Penny Archer is an American adult actress who grew up in Northern Vermont near the Canadian border. According to her, she was always a “Major Nerd” and is a kind of weirdo.

“I made my way to Graduate School in Boston. I have a Master’s Degree in Clinical Psychology, I did neuro-psych evaluations for pharmaceutical trials for Alzheimer’s drugs. But I soon realized that life wasn’t for me. I was always dissatisfied; I loved my patient’s when I was doing that stuff but all the people I worked with and getting up at 6 am and commuting to a fucking office fucking sucked. And I started escorting when I was in Grad School, just to pay the bills. I had a bunch of unpaid clinical work and that’s how I got into the whole adult industry. Moved out to LA and I was just doing that. I got recruited by Suicide Girls once I started an Instagram, being all tatted up. Eventually, I thought, ‘I live in Los Angeles, I already have sex for money, I’m already naked on the internet… I should put all those things together and also do porn. I looked for an agent that didn’t creep me out and I felt really lucky after I met Sandra at OC because I didn’t know which agencies were good and which weren’t… And I liked that there was a woman working at it and so I reached out to them. That was a year ago and it’s been fun since then!”

Career Journey

Penny did escorting prior to her adult career. And her stage name was originally a mean joke. At first, she used Penelope. Yup, the wife of Odysseus in Greek Mythology.

“…the whole story is that she evades all these suitors for 30 years that it takes for him to make it home from the Trojan War. In that culture, she was the symbol of marital fidelity and I thought it was a funny joke because an escort mostly sleeps with married men and I was mocking them a little bit with that. Bit most of my clients are Asian so I shortened it to Penny because Penelope was really hard for lots of people to say. It’s a made-up name so I shouldn’t make it hard on people. And ‘Archer’, I have a son named Sterling from the cartoon so I made my last name ‘Archer’.”

Hot Curiosities

Penny here, because she’s got a lot, has no idea how many tattoos she’s got but says it’s probably not that may as most are large pieces. Penny says it’s easier to talk about the spots where there are no tattoos.

She got her first tattoo when her mom died. Her mom was a biker who grew up around a biker gang like Hell’s Angels and she was in a motorcycle accident on her Harley…

“…when she died, my whole family went to get tattoos. It was a way of remembering her.”

Penny is bisexual and she likes nerdy girls. Yup, nerdy girls who want to sit around and chat about science and then eat each other’s pussies. She also likes redheads and natural bodies.

She likes guys who are not jerks. Penny says she can get super into any guys who is an intellectual and can hold a conversation. She has dated skinny guys, fat guys, muscular guys but it’s much more about the intellectual than anything, she says.

When she’s not busy, she hangs out with her cats. Yup, she’s a cat person and has rescued those three. She also does weightlifting and she likes math. Penny also likes reading and typing with Excel and getting all the numbers right. She likes watching dark cartoons like Rick and Morty.

“The other night, I was a little tipsy, I was about to send a thirsty tweet to the creator of that, Justin Rolland, and then I decided I should back off and reconsider that one.”

Penny likes Radiohead when she was in high school. She said she skipped her graduation just to go see Radiohead. She hates pop music for the most part, she said and listens to punt music and EDM.

Her favorite movie is Pulp Fiction but is also into dark stuff, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy. More of the dystopian experimental, she said, and not Star Wars.

Besides Rick and Morty, this vegan hottie likes Bojack Horseman.

Sex Talk

Penny was very sexual back in high school and she always had a much easier time relating to people physically. She said she likes having sex more than having idle chit chat with people. Penny also says she doesn’t have the same moralistic views around sex that a lot of people do…

“So I probably had sex with 100 people before I graduated high school. I left kind of a path of destruction behind me with that because not everybody thinks about it the same way I do. I’m like, ‘So what? Sex is fun! Everyone should have sex with everyone! It’s a good time!’”

Her mom was really pro-sex so she’s been around a group with a really positive view on sex. Her dad’s mom also did some escorting and that just the culture Penny was raised in.

Penny had her first girlfriend when she was in high school and she was a really hot redhead, according to her. When her girlfriend’s parents found out that they weren’t just friends (they got caught eating each other), they sent her to Alabama.

Penny here. is a fan of doggie as she thinks her butt is more impressive than her boobs. She probably doesn’t know that everything about her is impressive, don’t you think?

This super hot woman likes partners who are very expressive…

“There’s nothing that sucks more than a guy that doesn’t make a peep the whole time. Men are socialized to remain stoic in sex. They’re supposed to be soliciting reactions from the girls. I want to hear a man moan! I want to know that what I’m doing feels good.”

Penny masturbates around 5 times a day when she’s on a weird spurt and sometimes she won’t’ for a month. It really depends on how much she’s working, she said. At the start of quarantine, she wasn’t seeing anyone and she was doing a lot with her vibrator.

She also got divorced at the start of the quarantine and is still in the process of that so she has, she says, less regular sex now but she has hooked up with some hot chicks whom she’s usually partying with. Penny says you don’t have to be dating or have butterflies in order to have sex.

She likes creampies as she says she wants to feel “it” happening. Penny is also a swallower.

Penny wants to try out anal but is errr… let’s let her explain it.

“I physically can’t do it. I will bleed. My organs are going the wrong way. My whole small intestine is on one side and the large one is on the other. I was in the hospital with my guts tangled up in a know the last time I did butt stuff. And I won’t do it because I value being alive. I so wish I could do it because I love hardcore graphic porn. It’s a bummer because I think there are a lot of companies that I have a good look for that do really hardcore stuff. I don’t know, people have gotten so obsessed with anal that it’s almost a prerequisite for doing anything. And that sucks. I can’t do it.”

Penny here had a lot of kinky adventures. She had a lot of sex in weird, public places like behind a dugout at a softball field. She has also fucked a stranger in the back of an Amtrak one time.