Now, to prove to you that we are not sexists and that this website also caters to women, we’ve come up with a comeback for you lovely ladies. Yup, let’s show those pigs (me, included) that they do more icky things while having sex than women.
Sorry guys, I’m a guy but I gotta’ side with the ladies with this one as let’s face it… We, men, can be more selfish and are pretty damn annoying in bed. So let’s get on with the list…
1. Skipping Foreplay
To women, foreplay is as integral to sex as intercourse. And yes, they’re like diesel engines that you need to warm up. Unlike us men. All we need is a hole and that’s it. We put our dicks inside it and we’re all good. Well, women need a lot of care. A lot of caressing and kisses and… They need it. Besides, you gotta’ admit that once you got them into the mood, you’re in for one hell of a pleasurable session. So our advice… Don’t rush it. Have patience and bring out the explorer in you. Yup, explore every inch of her and you just might discover something that will make her give all she’s got to you. Oh, and don’t reach out right away to her clitoris. It’s a bit invasive and she might be turned off with that.
2. Attacking Her Pussy
Whoa, hold on there fella’… You’re doing it all wrong. And please, step back a little bit as you are not digging your way to China. Yes, women prefer gentle kisses in their downstairs. Also, explore. It’s not just the clitoris that brings pleasure. Try putting pressure on the mont pubis or fingering her and try locating her G spot while gently nibbling her clit. Do some combinations or alternate between the clit and the inside of her vagina. The clit can grow sore too, you know. Oh, here are a few tips (part 1 and part 2) on how to eat or play with her vagina properly.
3. Imitating what You See on Porn
Nope, who you’re sleeping with are regular women from regular days and nights (well, mostly)… They are not contortionists and most, if not all, of them wouldn’t want that wheelbarrow/jackhammer you just saw. Don’t make a mess. Respect. But if she initiates or asks for it, then go do it!
4. Don’t be Lazy
Yup, very much like what you read in the previous article. See here, when she’s on top, don’t just lie there like a dead log. Move! You have hips too which you can use for gyrating. Try to counter her moves or thrust her upwards or do a figures 8. She will love that. She will love you. And you’ll have another session next weekend.
5. Don’t Lead, Just Dance
While some will tell you that being told what to do is erotic, some might find it icky. You see, there submissives and doms. Communicate by kissing and a lot of foreplay first before you get into those. Also, know her more through body language. Commanding her into position might just be crossing the line and you might just end up jerking off in the bathroom.
6. Holding IT In
Marathon sex is just a big no-no if it’s not properly planned. I mean, if it’s weekend, casual sex… You’re better off with a quickie or regular length sex. Stamina is not exactly the thing with these kinds of banging. Good if you can top your previous record of 3 minutes but 10 or longer? It’s like being massaged in the same place for 45 minutes. She’d get tired of it. Her vagina will be sore and so will her entire body. Yup, even if you change positions.
7. The Gravity of the Situation
Releasing your entire weight on her after you’ve cum also is a big no-no. You may not be Thor but to a lady, you are still as heavy as f*ck. Our tip is to just fall on her side and straight give her your arm as a pillow. If she doesn’t like that then don’t. It’s that simple. Just don’t fall on her.
So there you have it, friends. The big NO-NOs. You’re welcome!