We do have issues between the sheets too. Yup, very much like you do. But since we are men, we uh, we don’t really open up that much. You know, out of respect and the fear that you won’t sleep with us. But yeah, there are things that you do in the bedroom that somewhat annoys us. And no, we’re not starting a war. We are simply communicating (Yes, guys, this is exactly what you should tell your partner or… Just let her read this article)…
Ladies, a good bedroom session can strengthen that leash that you have on us. So yeah, you should listen. Oh, and for the guys, this is not one way… The next article will be entirely about what we (men) do in the bedroom that women totally hate. So let’s begin.
1. Being Lazy and/or Being Rigid
Come on, girls. We know you have different skills… But lying there like a dead log also easily kills our wood. It is not only annoying but is also quite offensive as you are stomping on our manhood and ability to… You know. So don’t as we also desire a woman who initiates sex and can lead (yeah, bring out the leader in you). Show us more of your power and be not afraid to experiment… Be spontaneous and make each experience as thrilling as being empowered by a woman’s empowerment speech. Again, lead. We are equals in any and every way or thing. Especially in bed.
2. Saying Another Dude’s (or Dudette’s) Name
Not cool. I know that sometimes it just ‘honest mistake’ and/or force of habit from being too long with a guy in the past but… Forget our ego. Yeah, you may have put it under your heels but saying another name makes us doubt your love or trust in us. We’re pretty sure you don’t want us crying out another girl’s name when we’re humping you… So don’t. Just don’t. Unless we ask you to. I mean, there are those who have that kind of fetish. But there are few. Very.
3. Being Too Loud
Contrary to popular belief (we blame you, porn), those 170 decibels, loud “uh, uh, uh, yeah, uh!” isn’t sexy. Yup, we find them exaggerated and sometimes, we can’t help but think that you just pretend of being satisfied. Yes, because those loud moans sound fake. Do you know what’s hot? Soft, sweet moans. Sometimes whispers. Long, breathy oooh’s are much, much sexier.
4. Faking an Orgasm
Yes, those over-exaggerated moans often end with this. Never fake it… If you can’t reach a real one, tell us. We’d be more than happy to do to you what you want us to do. Also, it’s yourself that you are fooling by pretending you are climaxing. Yes, even if it’s just casual sex or a one night stand… Communicate. Don’t waste our efforts. I mean, it’s hard pinpointing that G-spot and being at it for half an hour only to… You get the drift.
5. Telling your Partner When to Cum
Sometimes it’s good as we can climax together but oftentimes… It may be convenient for you but this makes men anxious. Yup, it can sometimes lead to premature ejaculation or just you know… Lose the wood because of spoiling the moment. Yes, and those hard work just leads to none. Also, if ever you finish first, never tell a man to ‘hurry up and finish’ as the session becomes unenjoyable.
6. Talking About Issues
Okay, this is post-coitus but please… Cuddle for about 5 minutes first and compliment each before you tell your issues. You know, weight, financial, family, new and old fashion. And oh, also don’t do that while you guys are banging though I know no one is stupid enough to do that. And another thing… Don’t check your phone immediately after… and especially during for Pete’s sake!
7. Lacking Basic Hygiene
Please miss!!! Take a damn shower first! Go brush your teeth or anything. Oh and not just when you’re about to have sex. Do it every single friggin’ day! You have no idea how fast it is to lose wood with you smelling like a sweaty lumberjack in the middle of summer. Oh, dear… I’m pretty sure a few readers here had a horrible experience with a… You know. Breath smells like rotting whatever, downstairs smelling like somebody died there… Ladies, please. Respect your partner by being clean. Oh, sorry. I have to correct that.
Respect yourself by having good hygiene!
So there you have it, folks. Now, let’s go to what you ladies hate that men do while doing IT with you.