Our dear readers, since we’ve given you tips on how to pleasure a woman here and here and what not to do during sex here, we’re going to put that to good use. Yup, now we are going to give you tips on how to get laid or at least how to land a one night stand.
You read that right, boys and girls. We will show you how it’s done. But of course, these are just tips. There are no official guidelines so it still depends on how good you’re going to play your game. But give these a try…
X Marks the Spot
This involves a little research on your part. Did you know that over 60% of today’s women have had a one-night stand experience? Yup, they are also craving for sex as much as you (okay, maybe not as much). So yeah, with the right technique and the right amount of alcohol can get you laid. So, find the right place. The one where you think a lot of hookups happen. Oh, and do a plan B. By that mean, a second spot for you to continue your hunting, you lion you.
Set the Tone and Keep It
You have to make your intentions clear within your first two sentences. Make sure your target knows your desires and that you are not looking for a ‘commitment’. Yup, because a good number of them, like you, gets scared of that word. Some, however, are there to look for a potential long-time partner. So be careful and control your urges. Again, set the tone within your first line.
Hold Your Horses
Just make your intentions clear but don’t be too obvious. Don’t make yourself look like you are begging for sex. Add a little humor to it. You see, your prospect may want to get laid as much as you, but like with all the others (women), they don’t want you to think they’re easy. So don’t expect them to show interest right away. Warm-up. Again, add a little humor. Make your intentions clear but don’t go straight up say “I wanna get under your pants.”
Stand Out
We don’t mean grab everyone’s attention by doing the running man or snake dancing like Axl Rose, but just don’t be in a crowd. By that, we mean more than three men. You see, very few women would have the courage to come up to a group of men. So always remember to bring a maximum of two with you. One to act as your wingman and the other… Well then can both be wingmen. Also, avoid being alone that much as the ladies might think you are just a lonely soul who’s desperate to lick a pussy.
Get Outta’ There!
Once target gave the signal, don’t linger or add a few drinks to that. Get out of there and move to a more private place like perhaps your apartment or hers. Or get coffee or dinner. You see, that place (the bar, club, pub) is dangerous and by that I mean, she could bite the bait of another. It happens. A lot of times. Oh, and lingering is also the biggest mood killer. The more tired you become, the chances of good coitus becomes slimmer.
Patience, Padawan
It’s not really a big deal if you get rejected. There are plenty of women that night or any other nights that are looking for hookups. Don’t be disheartened by a ‘no’. Try it on another. And another. Just be sure that they are not connected with each other. If still, you don’t succeed, try another place. Yup, the second hunting ground.
Don’t Try Too Hard
Don’t go bragging about your job or what you do or exaggerate anything. Be yourself. Trying to impress to get into her panties is okay to some. But we suggest you stick with what you got. Don’t worry as, again, 60% of women have tasted the ‘sweet one night stand’. That is a lot and you’ll soon find one. Who knows, she might be a perfect 10 or a 9. Yup, you see… the sexiest organ is the brain and really, there is no such thing as ‘out of your league’. I should know. No, it didn’t happen to me but to a very close friend. And I’m not making this up. He’s my roommate. And I’m going to tell you this… He is not good looking, he doesn’t drive a fancy car, and he hates his job (because it sucks). Oh, and he also didn’t have a fancy opening line. It just happened. Miracles do happen in bars and pubs… through alcohol.
So there you have it. Whatever happens, be good. If you can’t be good, be careful. Don’t forget protection as one night stands are the… you know.