Now, here’s a badass, inked MILF who will scare you. In a good way. She might be intimidating but she packs enough for a good ole rough bangin’.
Look at Misty Meaner (her name, I know. Kinda’ scary, huh?) and her goodies. She looks like she can devour you in a few minutes. Yup, a few minutes as that is, we think, how long you will last with a babe like her. Maybe longer, maybe shorter, we won’t be able to tell, huh?
Who is Misty Meaner
This 5’6″, 36D-24-42 babe is an American adult actress, escort, and nude model. She was born on October 31, 1993, in Florida but was raised in Seattle.
“I grew up in Seattle. I’ve always been interested in sex. Even my first long-term job was working at a sex shop which I actually went on to manage. My family life was super normal. All good. All dandy. Not trauma-filled or anything. My parents love me. I went to high school, I didn’t go to college. I worked straight through out of high school.”
Career Journey
Misty began her adult journey by uploading pictures and videos of herself to a platform before OnlyFans was a thing. She’s been posting nudes for about 5 or 6 years before she started in porn.
Prior to porn, she was working at a sex shop and then decided to try the 9 to 5 thing…
“I did that for a while too and I hated it, obviously. I had seen a girl on Instagram that was porting. She was directing people to her site where they could pay to see her naked. And I was already doing the crazy shit, so I thought, ‘Why don’t I get paid for this?’ I was already taking videos and had photos of all the crazy stuff I was doing so why not capitalize on it?”
As for how she got her screen name…
“I have no idea. My original Fetlife name was Misdemeanor. I was on there forever, way before porn. So, when I started doing porn, I thought I’d use the same name and carry it on through. But then as I started working for companies, they were like, ‘We want you to have an actual name.’ So I changed it to Misty (space) Meaner. The same thing. I’m kind of proud of that one!”
Hot Curiosities
Misty likes dominant guys. Someone who is absolutely in control of their own lives and can handle things on their own…
“Physically, I like guys that are muscular, strong, and can pick me up and throw me around. Yeah, mainly level-headed and not afraid to put me in my place.”
As for girls, she likes them chill…
“I’ve dated girls before too but I typically find girls pretty crazy. So, I have a hard time dating a girl. If I was dating them, they’d have to be super fucking chill. Sexually, I don’t care. I love everyone!”
Off-camera, she enjoys editing porn and studying. She also has chickens that she takes good care of. Yes, chickens.
“We plan to get some cows and have a huge garden, growing over 100 plants. I’m doing the whole farm thing which takes up a lot of my time. I also do cooking, cleaning, and home things. I’m mainly just here!”
Misty likes music from the 2000s like pop punk and emo. She also enjoys Electronic Dance Music…
“I used to rave all the time before fucking Covid. I like old country music. I like Broadway. There isn’t really anything I don’t like except rap.”
She is a Star Trek fan and loves sushi. As for how many tattoos she has…
“Oh God, I have no idea. I haven’t gotten a new tattoo in so long that I don’t even think about them anymore. I probably have about 15 but some of them are really small. My favorite is definitely my big titty Shibari Girl on my right arm. She’s amazing. I always wanted to do something that was Japanese-style bondage for a tattoo. I found the perfect artist and it’s amazing!”
Sex Talk
Misty lost her virginity when she was 14 and became quite promiscuous after that…
“I went right into BDSM and swinging as early as I could. I always had friends who were in the lifestyle. BDSM was always something that I was interested in ever since I was super young. That’s just how it is! I was always the girl at the party’s getting naked and trying to get everyone to have an orgy.”
Her first time with a girl was before she lost her virginity. It was a full-on hookup, she said. And again at around 15 or 16.
She had more than 50 partners prior to her porn career…
“As soon as I turned 18, I started going to swinger events and just having giant orgies and stuff and having group set. It’s kind of hard to count when you’re doing all that.”
Her favorite position is cowgirl or reverse cowgirl but instead of being straight up and down, she leans all the way back with her hands behind her.
“Like I’m fucking the dick! I can go really fast and it’s really fun and it feels really good because it hits my g-spot.”
Misty likes older guys and the oldest she has slept with was 60 but she wants to try 80-year-olds soon.
As for what gets her wet the most…
“Oh, man. I like anything that is a little bit more extreme. Obviously, I love BDSM. I love getting manhandled. I like getting punched in the face. I like puking on dicks. I do all of that stuff. Anything that takes it to a place that is further, that gets me off. I also like age play, I like bondage, I like so many things. I tried to describe it one time; someone else’s fetish is what gets me off. I have a fetish for fetishes. If I see the other person really enjoying the thing, that gets me off!”
Misty masturbates a few times a week using a vibrator and she is a squirter. A guy back then taught her how to squirt.
Misty loves facials and creampies and she is also a swallower. And the kinkiest she has ever done…
“I’ve gotten a full facial of cum before and worn it all day in public at the gym and stuff. I’ve had sex in lots of crazy places, a lot of public places. I’ve been fucked upside down before, a lot of crazy shit!”
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