Outdoor sex is the most fun that you can do to your sex life. I mean, I know it’s freezing now but you can get creative. Also, this article is not just for this season. Yup, this is for ’round the year. We’re going to give you the reasons on why you should do it and put that extra thrill in your banging.
Remember that time when stealing a cookie somewhat makes it enjoyable than just your mom giving it to you? The thrill of knowing you’re doing something you’re really not supposed to be doing along with the fear of being caught makes outdoor sex more exciting. But understand the possible consequences of having sex outdoors first before having it.
Fair Warning: Don’t Get Caught
Before you plan your next outdoor sexcapade, please heed this warning because it’s important: Public sex in the U.S. is a misdemeanor that carries a possible prison sentence of up to one year and a fine of up to $1,000. This varies by state. You will probably be in violation of one or more crimes if you are caught having sex outdoors. This also varies from state to state.
Outdoor sex isn’t just for through-hikers on the Appalachian Trail or teenagers trying to find a place to hook up away from their parents — having sex outside can be exhilarating and wild for lots of couples. But, unlike squeezing in a spontaneous quickie, sex in the great outdoors requires a little more planning and caution.
The rules of having sex outdoors are pretty straightforward: Be safe, come prepared, and try not to do anything illegal. So now, let’s plan…
1. The Location
Now that you’re convinced that you’re going to do it, here are some great places to commune with nature.
The Woods: Your local forest is, in fact, a great place to have sex. You’re alone, relatively hidden, and no one can hear you through thin walls because there are no walls! It’s the perfect place to let your wild side go. Actually, the forest is so rich with life, some people are “bathing” in it.
The Beach: Warm, soft sand lies splayed in undulating curves under an open sky. Salty, primordial scents waft through the air. Waves relentlessly rush in and pull out, over and over… The beach practically screams sex. Pick a deserted spot away from the crowd, get under that beach towel, and go for it.
Under the stars: What’s more romantic than being alone with your boo under a canopy of stars against a night sky? Nothing. If you have a nice fire going, even better. Camping is a great time to have sex because you probably have a cozy tent, a padded sleeping bag, and if you’re “glamping,” an air mattress and pillows.
In the water: If you’re lucky enough to have a swimming pool, look no further than your own backyard for some submerged fun. At the beach or a lake, go far enough out where you can still stand but people onshore can’t tell what’s going on under the waterline.
2. Wait until it’s a nice day/night
But if you’re new to having sex outside, I’d suggest waiting for a warm day. There’s already a lot to contend within the great outdoors, you don’t want to add something like Lost-style torrential rain or whiplash winds to the mix. It doesn’t need to be warm necessarily, but be sure it’s at least calm outside before you start your sexual expedition.
3. Be prepared
If you know you’re going to have alfresco sex-o, have a blanket or thick towel with you. It’ll save your back and knees from rocks, pebbles, tree roots, seashells, and all manners of road rash, even where there are no roads.
Camping is one of the best opportunities to have great sex outdoors. You’ve already packed everything you need and plan to sleep there anyway. Bring lube, condoms, and baby wipes if you want. But PSA: Remember, if you pack it in, pack it out. No one wants to find your used condoms under a pine tree.
If you’re in the woods for the afternoon, bring a bug spray. Also, you might want to ignore a couple of bugs. This is one of those times you’re going to have to put your fear of insects aside. If there’s something creepy crawling on your hand, let it. Shrieking and suddenly jumping up and down while violently brushing your body down is an instant mood killer. Be brave, and remember: sex is better than freaking out over a tiny bug.
4. Assume the position
Sex in the great outdoors means finding yourself in some unusual positions because you’re working with what’s available. Spooning under a blanket is popular among exhibitionists because it looks like cuddling to the casual passerby.
But here are a few that might be of help to you…
a. Benchwarmer
For this twist on the side saddle position, the giver sits on the edge of the bench, and the receiver positions their body so they’re sitting over the giver’s penis or object.
b. Assisted Missionary
Pool floats a can make for great sex props for assisted missionary, too. Place the pool float under the receiver’s butt to change the angle of penetration slightly. Definitely keep this move out of the water, because Lilla says sex in water can be problematic.
c. Lawn Mower
For this move, the receiver places their hands on the ground, so that their body is bent over almost like the downward dog yoga position. The giver stands behind, with their hands on the receiver’s hips, to control the depth and speed of penetration. Try this on a grassy lawn, so that the receiver’s hands have something soft to rest on.
d. Reverse Cowgirl
This one is just perfect for the beach (or wherever). If reverse cowgirl usually hurts the receiver’s knees, try it on the sand, and it might be a little more comfortable.
e. Tree Pose
A tree is a natural prop for outdoor sex, because it’s sturdy and upright, which makes it ideal for standing sex positions. One partner (the receiver) leans the front of their body against a tree, and then the other partner (the giver) stands behind them and penetrates them from behind. If you feel like getting acrobatic, you could also try this one facing your partner. In that case, the receiver would have their back to the tree with their legs wrapped around their partner’s body, and then the giver would hold them up.
f. Pitch A Tent
If you’re camping in a shared campground, you might want to be a little more discreet, and try a classic Kama Sutra sex position called Expanding. For this one, the receiver lies on their side with the giver behind them (kind of like they’re spooning), and then the receiver lifts their top leg slightly to allow the giver to penetrate deeply.
5. Own It!
You had the foresight to bring a blanket and bug spray. You’ve come prepared. Now it’s time to say bye to everything else that feels structured, scheduled, reasonable, and responsible and just lose yourself in the moment.
Don’t think about the kids, the neighbors, or the twigs you’ll be picking out of your undies afterward. It’ll all be worth it!
6. Always have an exit strategy
This is two-fold: The first part is knowing where you’re going to escape to if you’re busted—a getaway plan. The second part is having a condom/disposing of it in an environmentally-friendly manner or, if you’re at the raw dogging stage of your relationship, being able to clean up and not walking out of the woods with cum on your clothes/hair. The trees are shaming you.
So there you have it, folks! Enjoy the great outdoors!