Now, here’s something that is so suitable for the newlyweds. Yup, but also for those rabbit-y like couples who couldn’t get enough of each other. Oh, and also the middle-aged couples who are on a weekend getaway. I mean, come on. Bring back the spice to that sexy time! And yes, if you are alone and out of your country (in Europe right now, probably), do yourself a favor and hire an escort who is willing to give you extra, extra miles. But, of course, an extra service equals extra moolah. It is better if you inquire first and learn what Escort Services offers.
So let’s start
The Morning Positions
Nothing beats waking up next to your super-hot partner (except maybe after a drunken one-night stand with a stranger whose looks are based on the lighting of the bar). You, my friend, have an erection as hard as the Eiffel Tower. But you are both super lazy to put in the work. So this list will make you still enjoy each other’s lovin’ without too much effort.
1. The Classic Spoon
This motion is classic and especially useful for some morning nookie. It’s also great for almost any type of couple due to its adaptability. It’s ideal for vaginal and anal penetration, with simple reach-around stimulation. Simply lie on your side, front with the receiving partner in front, and you just snuggle close behind. Bonus points for being able to simply remain in the same position during your post-coital euphoria.
2. The Curled Spoon
The Curled Angel position is an adaptation of the classic spoon, but it’s specifically for anal sex. Maybe it should be called the fallen angel? Just sayin’. Anyway, to get into the Curled Angel, the receiving partner lies on their side but with their knees drawn up towards their chest to offer easy access to their partner, who wraps around behind and inside them.
3. The Pretzel Dip Position
The only thing better than a nice, warm, soft pretzel and coffee may just be this position. To get into this, let her lie on her side with one leg propped open with the knee pointed toward the ceiling. You, my friend, can then slide down between her legs with your bottom thighs wrapped around your bottom thighs. It will form a sideways scissor. From there, penetrate and let her grind on.
4. The Reverse Spoon
For the Reverse Spoon position, envision a reverse cowgirl being cow-tipped. Each of you will sleep on your sides, facing each other, but with your heads at different ends of the bed. Her bent knees towards her chest and then move between her legs. And place your foot behind her head. This position not only allows you to see her booty, but it’s also ideal if she has a foot fetish.
5. The Peepshow
Oral Position: Sideways? Yes, there is a role for it. It’s called the Peepshow. Have the receiving partner lie on their side, one leg propped open and the knee pointed at the ceiling. The supplying partner can then simply move down, rest their head on their partner’s inner thigh, and get to work.
After all, being hot and delightful does not require being crazy and acrobatic.
Noon Positions
A lot of us don’t have time to work out, but we have time for great banging. Now, folks, this 2nd section of this article is probably the most important as you can finally enjoy that lusty, lusty banging while burning calories. This is perfect for a couple after having lunch. Yup, because you need the extra energy for these tasking positions.
So here are some sex positions that may also be utilized for fitness if you missed your daily workout or are terrified of the gym. Because let’s face it: sex is the most enjoyable exercise of all.
1. The Wheelbarrow
The wheelbarrow requires some arm power, but it is well worth the extra reps in the gym. You can do this one standing or sitting (both are challenging!). For this intense sex position, have her put her hands on the floor. Then you pick up her legs and take her from behind. Now, if both of you are physically fit, you can do this by walking around the room.
This position works your arms and abs and allows you to feel like you’re in a relay race, which is always fun. The only problem is, it’s hard for your partner to orgasm this way. Our suggestion? Let go of her legs after a couple or so minutes and finish it doggie style.
2. The Cowgirl
Now, this is for her because she will be doing the majority of the moves. However, you can help by lifting her up and down. If you want to get a good workout, use her entire weight. You can also flip and reverse it to create reverse cowgirl.
This posture is ideal for achieving orgasm, so you can kill two birds with one stone. And, depending on how hard she rides, she may receive an even more intense workout. Of course, if it’s slow, she can concentrate on isolating specific muscle groups in her stomach, buttocks, and legs.
3. Planking Doggy
Now, this style truly includes a plank. While keeping her legs on the bed, lower her hands to the ground, bringing her halfway off the bed in a push-up posture.
As you enter from behind, use her arms and abs to anchor herself. She can even do push-ups as you thrust. Now, what about you? No, the only exercise here is thrusting.
4. The Bridge
For this position, let her lie on her back and ask her to prop herself up by pushing her but toward the air. It’s good exercise for her abs. Now, you… Follow her up and down while thrusting back and forth. It’s a good workout for your thighs.
Yup, this is a kind of missionary-style position, but instead of being on the bed with her, you are standing on the side. This way, you’ll have more control.
5. Legs Over Head
Now, this is sexual yoga. And sorry to say, but this works her out more than you. Have your partner rest on the bed and put her legs over your head. You can stretch her legs apart by pushing them toward her body. It will be a deep penetration experience. Now, ask her to push you away using her legs while you give her your thrust. It’s like using a gym machine, believe us.
And so to cap off the day, you should really try these positions as we are sure they will give you a good night’s sleep. Why, they may not be as tasking as the nood positions, but they will consume whatever energy is left in your body. So let’s start…
6. 69 Standing Up
Porn star status has been obtained! If your spouse is strong enough, and you have the stomach for it, pick her up and flip her upside down so that your mouth is next to their genitals and their mouth is next to your own. Suck, lick, kiss, finger, rub, and anything else strikes your fancy.
The Night Positions
And now, here are positions to cap off the day. This will give you a good night’s sleep. Probably because you will use whatever energy is left in you.
1. Face-Up And Face-Up
If you’ve ever wanted to feel like a human puzzle piece, this position is for you. Start off by lying flat on your back and have your partner lie down on top of you, also on her back. You slide your member upwards into her vagaina and for an extra steamy time, kiss her on the neck while she is grinding you.
2. Against The Wall
Lift her up and put her legs on your shoulders so that her pussy is on your face. Then press up against a wall for more support. She’d feel like she’s on top of the world and would beg you for more.
3. Wrapped Lotus
Sit criss-cross and then let her climb aboard your lap, facing them. Fair warning: This one is more challenging than it looks! Stretch out your hips together beforehand because it requires some solid hip flexor flexibility.
4. Scissoring/The Spider
Scissoring is a fantastic position that allows you and your lover to bring your genitals very close together. There are a million ways to scissor, but it’s a little easier with your legs bent. Face each other, legs bent, arms back for support. Scooch together until your genitals touch and you penetrate her. She can lay her feet on each side of their hips or interlock your legs to lie on your side. Grind away!
5. The L
Now, this is a personal favorite. Have her lie on the edge of the bed with her legs straight to the side, forming the shape of an L. Now, you step up and enter her from the edge of the bed, grasping her hips for support.