{"id":631,"date":"2017-07-19T18:04:00","date_gmt":"2017-07-20T01:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/babesrater.com\/articles\/?p=631"},"modified":"2017-07-18T23:22:32","modified_gmt":"2017-07-19T06:22:32","slug":"carice-van-houten-is-melisandre-the-red-woman-game-of-thrones-milf-or-is-it-gmilf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/babesrater.com\/articles\/carice-van-houten-is-melisandre-the-red-woman-game-of-thrones-milf-or-is-it-gmilf\/","title":{"rendered":"Carice van Houten is Melisandre The Red Woman – Game of Thrones’ MILF (Or Is It GMILF?)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Carice<\/a><\/p>\n

I can\u2019t believe Carice van Houten<\/a> is 40 years old!<\/p>\n

With a kid! \u00a0Shit!<\/p>\n

\"Carice<\/a><\/p>\n

Most women her age would\u2019ve thought twice about bearing it all onscreen much less acting out sex scenes on camera but Dutch Actress Carice Van Houten certainly doesn\u2019t have any issues with that.<\/p>\n

Thanks to a regular workout session in the gym (especially when she\u2019s going to get naked) Carice Van Houten has managed to surpass many people her age. \u00a0Heck she probably has a hotter body than your girlfriend because she takes really good care of herself! \u00a0Whatever it is she\u2019s doing, she\u2019s doing it right. \u00a0This could very well be the secret to the fountain of youth: just exercise and eat good food.<\/p>\n

And sex! \u00a0Have lots and lots of sex!<\/p>\n

\"Carice<\/a><\/p>\n

If your girlfriend complains about working out, just point her in our direction by sharing this link and maybe she\u2019ll change her mind about doing a couple of squats or so. \u00a0(Editor note: that’s probably not a good idea)<\/p>\n

\"Carice<\/a><\/p>\n

Anyway, Melisandre is one of the key characters in the Game of Thrones<\/a> franchise and thanks to Carice Van Houten\u2019s expert portrayal of the character she has become one of the well loved elements in this George R R Martin epic.<\/p>\n

\"Carice<\/a><\/p>\n

Her claim to fame isn\u2019t really about her being the high priestess of the Asshai. \u00a0I mean she\u2019s got powerful spells and all that but to me, Melisandre is just going to be the equivalent of how shall I say it\u2026 a groupie. \u00a0Or a star fucker.<\/p>\n

Well\u2026 in this case, she\u2019s a king fucker (or would be kings as the men she\u2019s been to bed with that we\u2019ve seen all have a legitimate claim to the throne.)<\/p>\n

\"Carice<\/a><\/p>\n

There\u2019s Stannis Baratheon (Robert Baratheon\u2019s brother who is supposedly next in line to rule as soon as Robert dies).<\/p>\n

There\u2019s Gendry, allegedly Robert Baratheon\u2019s bastard son who if proven to be a product of the king\u2019s loins is set to inherit the throne. \u00a0Not bad for a blacksmith eh?<\/p>\n

And last but not the least there\u2019s Jon Snow, former Lord Commander of the Night\u2019s Watch and if he succeeds, could very well be the one that takes the throne for himself. \u00a0He might have to marry Daenerys though but wouldn\u2019t that be a little incestuous knowing she\u2019s probably his aunt?<\/p>\n

Anyway, Melisandre has done all three men mentioned above and they\u2019ve had varying degrees of pleasure with her. \u00a0And so has she.<\/p>\n

\"Carice<\/a><\/p>\n

Here\u2019s how all of that happened:<\/p>\n

Melisandre does Stannis and got impregnated with a demon baby. \u00a0It\u2019s not really that impressive which goes to show how stuck up Stannis is that he can\u2019t really enjoy himself and just let all control go. \u00a0I mean at his age, he and his wife are probably barely doing it anymore. \u00a0So here\u2019s a hot priestess who\u2019s offering herself to him and what does he do? \u00a0He just shoves it in, gets it over with and probably regret he ever showed an inkling of his human side not only to another person but to himself.<\/p>\n

\"Carice<\/a><\/p>\n

Well he dies and there goes Melisandre\u2019s dream of being beside a King as he sits on his throne with her in tow as one of the trusted council members or maybe queen. Who knows\u2026.<\/p>\n

We don\u2019t really need to see that video do we? \u00a0I mean it\u2019s just old people fucking which isn\u2019t something I\u2019m keen on sharing with you guys. \u00a0No, no, I care too much for you guys that I\u2019d never do that to you.<\/p>\n

So let\u2019s just leave it at that shall we?<\/p>\n

Where were we? \u00a0Oh yeah he dies.<\/p>\n

Moving on.<\/p>\n

\"Carice<\/a><\/p>\n

So she has to go find someone else to serve under. \u00a0In comes Gendry.<\/p>\n

Melisandre goes after Robert baratheon\u2019s bastard and turns the boy into a man. \u00a0After her encounter with the Brothers with no banners she chooses to take Gendry with her and immediately proceeds to seducing him in her bedchambers. \u00a0It doesn\u2019t take long for the boy\u00a0 to start pounding away with a different kind of hammer as his loins ignite with passion. \u00a0Being a young buck and a strong one at that, he must\u2019ve had the energy Melisandre needed that she\u2019d never find in an old man like Stannis.<\/p>\n