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<\/p>\nAh yes, the kitchen.\u00a0 The place where you succumb to your palatable desires.\u00a0 The most magical place in your house (Yup, the bedroom is only the second). It is where we satisfy our cravings.\u00a0 And the bedroom is where we satisfy our other cravings. But of course, we can cure both cravings in the kitchen.\u00a0 Admit it, for those of you who haven’t tried having sex in the heavenly place, you dream of doing it.\u00a0 Heck, you still probably have “kitchen sex” in your porn history.<\/p>\n
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But this article is not just for those who haven’t tried it.\u00a0 It’s for all of you.\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 Because to those who have done this on a regular basis, there’s a thing or two that you might learn.\u00a0 Oh, just read on.\u00a0 You might be doing it wrong for all you know.\u00a0 So here’s a checklist of what you should do and need to know…<\/p>\n
Hopefully, we don\u2019t need to tell you that knives and sex don\u2019t go together, but just in case \u2014 make sure to clean your kitchen before you start doing anything kinky on the counters.\u00a0 Stowaway any cutlery, wash the dishes and load the dishwasher, make sure all of the burners on the stove are cool, and probably most importantly, wipe down the counters.\u00a0 While it doesn\u2019t seem likely, there are certain spices, foods, and condiments that could not only make you break out in a rash but cause physical pain if they get in touch with your super-sensitive skin or hers.\u00a0 For example jalape\u00f1os or other spicy peppers, which have sent kinky couples to the emergency room many times before.<\/p>\n
While some ingredients aren\u2019t right for the recipe to crazy hot kitchen sex, other ones are.\u00a0 Since what\u2019s turning you on is partly the sensuality of cooking and being in the kitchen, don\u2019t be afraid to incorporate a little sexy food into your foreplay.\u00a0 It might seem cliche, but there\u2019s a reason the whipped cream bikini from Varsity Blues is such a memorable scene (and uh, visual image for you): It\u2019s hot.\u00a0 Go with the dessert theme because it\u2019ll keep both of your breaths the freshest.\u00a0 From strawberries and blueberries to honey and chocolate, put it anywhere you want to lick and any place you want her to suck.\u00a0 Don\u2019t worry about the clean-up or the mess, that\u2019ll come post-orgasm (and hey, might even lead you to shower sex, too).<\/p>\n
When it comes to mixing up your standardized sex positions, few things can be so handy as a good countertop.\u00a0 It provides new angles for oral, new surfaces to lean or bolster yourselves against, and new levels of approach.\u00a0 Taking turns going down on one another while one of you sits on the counter, then play around position-wise.\u00a0 See where you land.\u00a0 Try not to break any glassware.<\/p>\n
You are quite literally surrounded by a wealth of tools.\u00a0 Sure, you might not want to employ your can opener (though, if that\u2019s the case, we\u2019re certainly not here to judge).\u00a0 But nonetheless, there are a few easier-to-employ goods around.\u00a0 For impact play, consider something on the softer side like a rubber spatula.\u00a0 Maybe slide pot holders or kitchen towels under your knees to make contact with those icy cold floor tiles a bit more comfortable.\u00a0 Use the blunter end of a vibrating milk frother to help stimulate your partner.\u00a0 Wear an apron with nothing underneath. Get a little creative.<\/p>\n
Whether you go the rom-com route and dress your partner in fluffy swirls of whipped cream, or you lean more roughage-heavy and employ a cucumber as a dildo, your fridge likely contains plenty of ways to spice up your intercourse.\u00a0 Grab some ice cubes from the freezer and experiment with a bit of temperature play (or vice versa with just about anything warm you\u2019ve got on hand\u2014though, please avoid boiling water).\u00a0 Even consider rubbing up with some coconut oil.<\/p>\n
Odds are, you\u2019re spending a decent amount of time in the kitchen.\u00a0 Whether you\u2019re cooking, pouring drinks, taking calls, or scrounging up the occasional treat, it\u2019s a near-impossible space to avoid in your day today. So, whenever possible, allow your kitchen sex to feel the moment.\u00a0 If you and your partner happen to be cooking, and you\u2019re feeling particularly smitten, act on it.\u00a0 No need to retire to the bedroom when you\u2019ve got the whole kitchen at your disposal.\u00a0 Just make sure no one else is planning on popping in for a snack.<\/p>\n
Sex within a time frame will always have a particular excitement about it.\u00a0 So, if you and your partner are in the midst of food prep, choose to squeeze in your boning session while something\u2019s in the oven.\u00a0 Set your timer, and see if you can get off before the roast is done or whatever kink cake it is you are baking.<\/p>\n
Sure, the kitchen\u2019s small selection of dangers can be enticing. But, however impromptu your sex may be, take care to move any brandished knives from the countertop to the sink, set aside fragile glassware, or turn off burners still flaming away.\u00a0 You want a spontaneous orgasm, not a spontaneous house fire.<\/p>\n
If you live with your girlfriend or wife, another perk of hot kitchen sex is the memories that it makes.\u00a0 Not only are you christening every room of your house, but the next time you\u2019re sitting down to have a meal, you both might find yourself pleasantly smirking at what you did right on that same table a few days before.<\/p>\n
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Now, to spice it all up, here a few things that you might want to consider doing in your kitchen…<\/p>\n
Oh, and ladies, since you are the queen of the kitchen (I’m not being sexist, I’m just telling it like it is.\u00a0 I mean, girls, you wouldn’t want your man to be in charge of the kitchen, right?), you should probably be the one to initiate these.\u00a0 And guys, have your woman read this, please…<\/p>\n
Your kitchen is basically a beginner S&M dungeon waiting to happen.\u00a0 Yup, as I’ve mentioned above, use your tools Affix your partner to the fridge handles using plastic wraps around their wrists.\u00a0 Try a smart smack on their butt with a spatula, and slide an ice cube up the inner thigh or down the back.\u00a0 If y’all are brave, yes, you can use chip clips as nipple clamps.\u00a0 Make a pact to never speak of it again next time you open up a bag of Doritos.<\/p>\n
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Sit his ass on a barstool in the middle of the kitchen with his back to the counter so he doesn’t see all his future garnishes, aka whatever food substance you’d enjoy dripping, drizzling, or licking off his penis.\u00a0 This will get messy, but better in the kitchen than on your sheets, right?\u00a0 Put an old towel down first if the mess is just not worth the reward.\u00a0 He should def return the favor with the topping of your choosing \u2014 just keep sugary stuff from getting inside you.<\/p>\n
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Yup, from the number 3 from above…\u00a0 Try a sitting reverse cowgirl with him propped up in a chair facing the counter.\u00a0 This delivers super-deep penetration, plus you can use the counter for leverage to get your hips exactly where you want them.\u00a0 And a reach-around by him would be a lovely way to the tip.<\/p>\n
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The kitchen really has the most convenient sex furniture in any room.\u00a0 Solve the problem with most standing positions (nothing to hold on to, difficult access) by trying it in a corner where two cabinets meet (if your kitchen doesn’t have this, sorry.\u00a0 Maybe move).\u00a0 Park your butt in the corner and open a lower cabinet so you have something to prop your foot on.\u00a0 There’s plenty of counter space for you to hold on to, which is good because you’ll need it.\u00a0 See?\u00a0 The countertop has more use than you even knew.<\/p>\n
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What is it about cooking that makes the other person want to come up behind and nuzzle the chef’s neck?\u00a0 If you want to lean all the way into this fantasy, try wearing an apron and nothing else.\u00a0 If you, like me, don’t really \u201ccook\u201d per se, mixing drinks, unpacking take-out containers, etc. definitely counts.\u00a0 If they don’t get the idea in about two seconds, bend over the counter and they’ll figure it out.\u00a0 Rear-entry positions are A+ for you because they allow you both easy access to stimulate your clit.<\/p>\n
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So here you have it, folks.\u00a0 By the way, image credits to Katie Buckleitner.\u00a0 Very useful, indeed.\u00a0 Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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