{"id":2024,"date":"2019-01-21T12:33:41","date_gmt":"2019-01-21T19:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/babesrater.com\/articles\/?p=2024"},"modified":"2019-01-20T17:37:53","modified_gmt":"2019-01-21T00:37:53","slug":"you-should-be-familiar-with-these-5-types-of-vaginas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/babesrater.com\/articles\/you-should-be-familiar-with-these-5-types-of-vaginas\/","title":{"rendered":"You Should Be Familiar With These 5 Types Of Vaginas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Readers, by now, you should know, based on the pictures you see (and sometimes, videos you watch) here that there are different kinds of downstairs.\u00a0 Yup, much like how we, men, differ in shapes, sizes, head to stem ratio, etc.\u00a0 There are a lot.\u00a0 And almost no one is like the other.\u00a0 Yup, like goddamn fingerprints…\u00a0 Oh, but these treasures are only classified into 5 types.\u00a0 Yup, 5!\u00a0 And no, there’s no horizontal pussy (please).<\/p>\n

\"Maria<\/a><\/p>\n

So for those of you who (still) don’t know these types of ‘source of joy’, here…<\/p>\n

Oh, by the way.\u00a0 This research and observation are according to a former bikini waxer by the name of Mel.\u00a0 Surname withheld so as to protect the identity of her clients.\u00a0 So yeah, where were we?\u00a0 Ah yes, let us look into Mel\u2019s classification of vaginas based on hundreds she has seen in her line of work.<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0 Ms. Barbie<\/h2>\n

Many think that a vagina whose inner lips are completely tucked inside the outer lips (the labia majora cover the labia minora) is the normal shape, but no.\u00a0 In fact, only a few have this form of vagina.\u00a0 But because they thought that this is the most beautiful form (and the purest, most untouched form at that), many celebrities are spending a fortune to get a \u2018designer vagina\u2019.\u00a0 Those who have it, lucky for you (though they’re still the same as the others).\u00a0 But to those who don’t, heck they spend a lot…\u00a0 Yeah, a lot.<\/p>\n

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You see, there are two ways to achieve this look.\u00a0 And both of them are costly.\u00a0 The non-surgical vaginal rejuvenation starts at 1,700 USD for one treatment.\u00a0 It is a 15-30 minutes procedure that involves lasering of the vaginal passage.\u00a0 It takes three sessions for good results to manifest.\u00a0 The second is labiaplasty (Yup, we’ve discussed that<\/a> before) where the excess tissue from the labia is surgically removed.\u00a0 The procedure cost at least 5,600 USD and usually takes around 90 minutes to perform.<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0 Ms. Puffs<\/h2>\n

This one is similar to Ms. Barbie only that the outer lips (labia majora) sit much lower on the pubic bone (with the labia minora also tucked inside).\u00a0 The name suggests that the surrounding area can either be full and puffed up or thin and loose.\u00a0 Many of us think that the position of the lower lip is related to age or weight, but Mel says there is really no correlation.<\/p>\n

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3.\u00a0 Ms. Curtains<\/h2>\n

Now, this one is the most common form.\u00a0 In Ms. Curtains, the labia minora peek out from in between the labia majora just like curtains.\u00a0 About half of the female population has a longer labia minora than the outer labia majora.\u00a0 While some people think that everything tucked in is normal, Mel says it doesn\u2019t have to be entirely proportional.<\/p>\n

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\u201cYour vagina is perfect.\u00a0 It\u2019s just like a curtain.\u00a0 You wouldn\u2019t hate your house if it had ugly curtains.\u201d<\/em> – Mel<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0 Ms. Tulip<\/h2>\n

Now this one is called such because it looks like a tulip about to bloom.\u00a0 This shape has a labia minora that are slightly visible throughout the entire length of the labia majora.\u00a0 This is a more tucked-in version of Ms. Curtains since the labia minora are not exactly hanging out of the labia majora.<\/p>\n

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5.\u00a0 Ms. Horseshoe<\/h2>\n

This is the type where the opening is wider at the top.\u00a0 The labia minora is slightly revealed but closed at the bottom by the labia majora.\u00a0 This form makes the labia majora look curved.\u00a0 Yup, very much like a horseshoe.<\/p>\n

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So there. We’re done. Now if you’re a girl reading this, please…\u00a0 Please don’t feel insecure for not having a Ms. Barbie type of pussy.\u00a0 It’s not important really.\u00a0 It’s a misconception on (vaginal) beauty. All vaginas are equally beautiful.\u00a0 Believe us.\u00a0 And they’re all important.\u00a0 As long as you don’t itch, has a foul discharge, or smell like a day old onion downstairs…\u00a0 You are okay.<\/p>\n

Now, let’s take care of the V, shall we?\u00a0 Next time, we’ll tell you how to pleasure (eat) that pussy properly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Readers, by now, you should know, based on the pictures you see (and sometimes, videos you watch) here that there are different kinds of downstairs.\u00a0 Yup, much like how we, men, differ in shapes, sizes, head to stem ratio, etc.\u00a0 There are a lot.\u00a0 And almost no one is like the other.\u00a0 Yup, like goddamn […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":91,"featured_media":2041,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[285,1383,284],"class_list":["post-2024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pussy","tag-types","tag-vagina"],"yoast_head":"\r\nYou Should Be Familiar With These 5 Types Of Vaginas<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" 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