For those who grew up in the 80s and 90s, you’re probably familiar with the name April O’Neil. Yep, hot, feisty, kick ass reporter who could handle herself well in a fight alongside our hard shelled heroes. We’re not talking about that April, we’re talking about the April O’ Neil down below.
She (April O’Neil, the cartoon character) was never truly been portrayed that well in Live Action films. Yeah, I’m saying Megan Fox wasn’t able to pull it off as well. Yeah, I said it.
But maybe April O’ Neil (the porn star) can. She already bears almost the same name as her cartoon cartoon part and she’s got the looks down pat. Brunette, big boobs and wide hips – CHECK!
April O’Neil hails from Arizona and she was born on the month of (who would’ve guessed?) April!
Gamers out there rejoice, there are hot girls who love to play online games and who knows, you might have already gotten your ass fragged by April in the past. She’s an avid online games and Xbox player and she loves to show her skills when she’s not on set or cooking up a storm in the kitchen.
April is not as innocent as her cartoon character counterpart though as she has been in many sexual situations that range from basic solo masturbation scenes to girl-girl and boy-girl scenes. She’s also been in feature films and parodies and I’m just waiting with my fingers crossed for an Axel Braun parody depicting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with April O’Neil as April O’Neil. Or would the billing just say: April O’Neil as herself”?
I wonder how she’d look like in that yellow jump suit… she’d probably be bursting at the seams given that she’s gifted with 28Ds up top.
I wonder how she’d look like with short hair…
I wonder who’d be the first to get her… one of the turtles or Shredder? Maybe a gangbang with the Foot clan.
Maybe…
Maybe…
I just hope someone in Axel Braun’s camp gets to read this and propose the script for this. Heck I’d write it myself if there’s no one else willing to do it!
Ah… but those are just maybes running through my mind and I’m opening myself up to someone playing an Aprils Fool prank on me by claiming to be someone looking for a script.
Ah… too much of me… let’s get back to April O Neil.
April O’Neil isn’t just for porn videos. She’s also been in some documentaries most notably the notorious “Aroused” which featured 16 porn actresses lives (including hers) in 2013. She does personal videos and has appearances all over the nation.
She was regarded at one time as one of the potential porn stars worthy enough to fill the gap Sasha Grey left when she retired from the porn industry. She has far exceeded those expectations and went on to make a name for herself in the industry as a multi-awarded actress for films she’s starred in!
Nowadays you can find her everywhere: videos, photo shoots in magazines, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. She is a multi-media expert thanks to her gaming background and understanding of how technology works which has helped her reach out to a larger audience!
And for those wondering if that’s her real name… who knows? She said she took the name April O’Neil as an homage to her favorite cartoon character (which should be a plus for all the geeks out there). Is this an April Fools Joke I’m playing on you? I started out thinking of one and ended up with a really good surprise in the form of April O’Neil so, I didn’t get to play a prank on you but I hope you enjoy her as much as I just did!
