Make Her Moan To The Moon: How To Go Down The Right Way

Okay, now that we’ve shown you the 5 most common types of vaginas, why don’t we lecture you on how to pleasure them… Orally.  Nope, this is not one for each of those types. It works for all of them.

Now, before we go to the step by step process (your lips to her V), why don’t we get familiar on how to prepare her for the deed.  Yup!  You need to do that.  So…

1.  Foreplay and Arousal

You see, women are emotional creatures.  And the first thing you need to do is to heat her up.  Yeah, man…  It’s impossible to give her an orgasm when she is stressed or just finished work.  So you got to set the mood.  She’s not like you…  An erection in 10 seconds and your good to bang.  Nope, women need longer than that. Start by caressing and giving gentle kisses.  You may also touch near her privates (warning: don’t go grabbing).  Give it a couple of minutes.

2.  Take it Slow

You don’t teleport to the heart of the city right away.  You need to take the highway…  Pass the mountains and the valleys.  And by that we mean, you should start kissing her boobs and gently nibbling her nipples.  But don’t stay there for a long time.  Proceed to the stomach and the inner thighs. By this time you may touch her pussy from above her panties. You may also give her butt a gentle rub while your lips and tongue travel around her navel.  Again, take it slow.

3.  Focus on how Sexy Her Undies are

Don’t worry about taking her panties off just yet. Instead, kiss her vulva/vagina through her panties and even squeeze it lightly with your lips.  You can also softly run your tongue over her vagina from the bottom right up to the clit.  After kissing her through her panties for a few minutes, move slightly lower with your kissing along her inner thigh.  You can go as far down as the inside of her knee here, but the further you move from her vagina, the less sensitive it gets.  Kiss her down along her inner thigh on one leg, then back up and afterward switch to her other leg.  Oh, and before you take those sexy panties off, move your way above her clit to the top of her panties and place some soft kisses on her mons (the area above her clitoris).

4.  Take Them Off

Now place your fingers on either side of them, on the outside of her hips and slowly pull them down until they are all the way off.  Now start slowly kissing and licking (extremely softly) all around her vagina and clit.  The edge of your lips should be making a tiny amount of contact with her vagina and clit as you move your way around…  Constantly teasing her.

5.  Now Time to get Down

If she is lathered up, congratulations!  You are now ready for the techniques.  Now, these are just the basic/beginners techniques.  We’ll feature the more advanced ones on the next entry.  Right now, try to focus and practice with these two.  Of course, we’re talking to the newbies.  For our readers who are cunnilingus experts, please share tips on our comments section below.

a.  The Pancake

Now, this is pretty simple.  All you got to do is stick your tongue out of your mouth.  Allow it to drop down over your chin and relax. Now make it wide and flat.  Yup, very much like a pancake.

To perform this, start with the base of your tongue at the bottom of her vulva.  Make sure your entire tongue is thoroughly covered in saliva, slowly move your head upwards from the bottom of her vagina to the top so that your tongue moves from the bottom until the tip of your tongue passes over her clit.  Yup, like a wide paint brush.  Upstroke, man!  Oh, and remember to not make movements with your tongue.  Again, Keep it relaxed, wide, and flat.  Your head will be doing all the movement.

b.  The Vortex

Now this one is also very easy to perform and depending on the flexibility of your tongue, you can either make her eyes roll into the back of her head or send her to space and back.  Really.

All you need to do is make a small “O” shape with your lips (should be a little bigger than her clit.).  Now, be sure that your lips are covered in saliva and place this “O” over your girl’s clit and the surrounding area.  Then gently start sucking it.  This will cause her clit to get sucked up into your mouth and it will be heaven for her.  Now, that’s just the basic.  There are multiple variations of this technique.  All of them guaranteed to make her cum (if done properly). Okay, now here they are…

Constant Vortex – The easiest way to perform this is by keeping a constant level of suction. Yup, consistency is the key, people. For some women, this is all they need to reach climax.

Rhythmic Vortex – When performing the this, you will be sucking and releasing the pressure rhythmically, pulling her clit in and out of your mouth and releasing it. How fast you do this is up to you. You can do it slowly or as fast as the beat of a song. Talk to her and listen to her body and gauge what she prefers.

Hard Vortex (then slow release) – First you need to quickly apply a strong level of suction to her clit, before releasing it slowly. Rinse & repeat.

Licking Vortex (an all-time favorite to most) – When you suck her clit into your mouth, try holding it there, while you use your tongue to massage her clit.  Vary the speed and pressure you apply with your licking to figure out what she enjoys most.

That’s it!  Try it and be a kind the following morning.  Oh, and watch out for the more advanced pussy-eating techniques.